Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Recession Proofing.

My most recent job interview.

MOM: "When are you going to get a job?"

SRK: "Why do I need to get a job? I already have an internship."

MOM gives puzzled, surprise, even jubilated look in SRK's direction.

SRK: "Well, I'm a mommy-tern. I'm learning how to become a domestic goddess, Mom. Like you. I mean, I pick up my sisters from school, go grocery shopping, run errands, decorate the house...It's not a paid internship or anything but I think it will really help me enhance important life skills. It's never too early to learn how to mother."

MOM: "In that case, can you drive SPK to riding?"

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