Brrrr.

Dear California, I miss you. Terribly. It's freezing outside, literally. This whole no-sun-during-the-winter-thing has got to go. Just the thought of bare legs and flip-flops makes my inner core salivate. Plus, pale is so not my look. Hmmm, faking it can't be that bad. Pros: Constant compliments and inquiries about my recent vacation to a locale with UV rays. Cons: Chemicals, $ and high probability that it will run while I soak up the heat in the sauna. Embarrassing orange towel will ensue along with streaky body. Zebra print is the new pale?